‘It’s not “free”, it’s “three”, “three contestants left”, you fucking moron,’ my wife shouts at the TV. More specifically she’s shouting at the blond muppet who’s presenting ‘I’m a celebrity, get me out of here now!’ and who turns out to be called Jeff Brazier. As a presenter he’d be described as being ‘worse than totally useless’ except that that accolade is more fitting for his co-presenter, the tragic Kelly Osbourne.
David Gest has just been kicked out. I blame all the kids who are voting for the young people.
Here’s a picture of Myleene having a shower.