I’m a celebrity, get me out of here now!

‘It’s not “free”, it’s “three”, “three contestants left”, you fucking moron,’ my wife shouts at the TV. More specifically she’s shouting at the blond muppet who’s presenting ‘I’m a celebrity, get me out of here now!’ and who turns out to be called Jeff Brazier. As a presenter he’d be described as being ‘worse than totally useless’ except that that accolade is more fitting for his co-presenter, the tragic Kelly Osbourne.

David Gest has just been kicked out. I blame all the kids who are voting for the young people.

Here’s a picture of Myleene having a shower.

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