I decided that I need to learn more stuff, partly to make up for all the stuff I’m forgetting (“What’s that actress’s name again?”) and partly to stave off Alzheimer’s. I can’t do Sodoko as an Alzheimer’s preventative – I think I’d rather have Alzheimer’s to be honest – so learning new stuff seems to be the way forward. Why exactly I thought Dreamweaver would be the thing to learn is beyond me. Nowadays it comes free in packets of cereal and everyone under 20 in Hackney has been on one of the many DW courses that are being foisted on the young and unemployable. This is my first Dreamweaver page.